Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Report from the front lines!

News bulletin: this is a special news report from the front line of the war on Sarah's face. As you might remember, about 9 weeks ago, the acne terrorist camp "Zitfidels" attacked the facial region to the north and south - identified on this map as the "forehead and chin area". Since then, they have spread to the east and west (cheeks and jaw line) in a series of carefully orchestrated attacks over the last few weeks.

The allied forces have had a weak defense with "Operation Erthromycin" that has left few Zitfidel causualities, but stings the eyes nightly.

This morning ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to announce that there seems to be some allied advancement on the northern side of the war. The Zitfidels seem to be slowly retreating from the "forehead" region, and the northern side of the face appears to be clearing. There is some concern that they are regrouping on the southern side of Sarah's chin to plan a new attack, but we're going to take this one day at a time people.

Until next time, this is Zitty McZiterton reporting from the war on Sarah's face.

2 comments:

Lindsey said...

I would've posted a comment sooner but I was too busy LMAO. You are too funny.
My chin area has been bombarded and it makes sense because when you break out in the south region, it is due to hormones. I know it doesn't make you feel any better, but you're not alone! Operation AcneFree is environmentally friendly (safe for the baby) and has helped me a lot.

Sarah said...

Lulu, don't you mean JMAO? I saw the AcneFree today at the grocery store and thought about getting it. But Proactive never has worked for me in the past and I've heard it's similar. Have you tried it?