We're both recovered and feeling much better. Troy isn't 100%, but it's because he hasn't been eating too well.
He was out running errands today (buying our Halloween costumes) so I took advantage of the empty house and cleaned the crap out of this place. This home is now germ free and only healthy people are invited to enter.
PS, the stomach flu miracle diet is Gatorade and tator tots. Hope that comes in handy to some of you at some point.